Monday, March 30, 2009

I'm pregnant ......... Funny One (Must Read)

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Rocky said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Rocky to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.


Love
Your daughter, Riya

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer...

I love you!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

When Artic life Vanishes



As you can see, the polar bear will be deprived and nothing left for it to hunt and survive. Slowly but surely the day might come where these wonderful huge creatures vanishes from the face of the earth. Even the ice sheet below the feet of the polar bears have become weak and are in a state-of-chaos, ready to be floating apart from each and melt down.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

32 Most Commonly Misused Words and Phrases

Let’s get right to the point. Misusing words makes you look less intelligent than you really are. If you misuse words in your writing, it can damage your credibility and diminish the point you’re trying to make. Even worse, it could completely change the meaning of the sentence.

What follows is a list of the 32 most commonly misused words and phrases.

1. Accept/Except- Although these two words sound alike (they’re homophones), they have two completely different meanings. “Accept” means to willingly receive something (accept a present.) “Except” means to exclude something (I’ll take all of the books except the one with the red cover.)

2. Affect/Effect- The way you “affect” someone can have an “effect” on them. “Affect” is usually a verb and “Effect” is a noun.

3. Alright- If you use “alright,” go to the chalkboard and write “Alright is not a word” 100 times.

4. Capital/Capitol- “Capitol” generally refers to an official building. “Capital” can mean the city which serves as a seat of government or money or property owned by a company. “Capital” can also mean “punishable by death.”

5. Complement/Compliment- I often must compliment my wife on how her love for cooking perfectly complements my love for grocery shopping.

6. Comprise/Compose- The article I’m composing comprises 32 parts.

7. Could Of- Of the 32 mistakes on this list, this is the one that bothers me most. It’s “could have” not “could of.” When you hear people talking, they’re saying “could’ve.” Got it?

8. Desert/Dessert- A desert is a hot, dry patch of sand. Dessert, on the other hand, is the sweet, fatty substance you eat at the end of your meal.

9. Discreet/Discrete- We can break people into two discrete (separate) groups, the discreet (secretive) and indiscreet.

10. Emigrate/Immigrate- If I leave this country to move to Europe, the leaving is emigrating and the arriving is immigrating.

11. Elicit/Illicit- Some people post illicit things on message boards to elicit outrageous reactions from others.

12. Farther/Further- Farther is used for physical distance, where as further means to a greater degree.

13. Fewer/Less- Use fewer when referring to something that can be counted one-by-one. Use less when it’s something that doesn’t lend itself to a simple numeric amount.

14. Flair/Flare- A flair is a talent, while a flare is a burst (of anger, fire, etc.)

15. i.e/e.g- I.e. is used to say “in other words.” E.g. is used in place of “for example.”

16. Inflammable- Don’t let the prefix confuse you, if something is inflammable it can catch on fire.

17. It’s/Its- It’s= it is. Its=a possessive pronoun meaning of it or belonging to. Whatever you do, please don’t use its’.

18. Imply/Infer- A reader infers what an author implies. In other words, when you imply something, you hint at it. When you infer something, you draw a conclusion based on clues.

19. Literally- If you say “His head literally exploded because he was so mad!” then we should see brains splattered on the ceiling.

20. Lose/Loose- If your pants are too loose you may lose them. That would be almost as embarrassing as misusing these two words.

21. Moral/Morale- Morals are something you want to teach your kids. If your team’s morale is low, you need to do something to boost their confidence.

22. Percent/Percentage- The word “percent” should only be used when a specific number is given. “Percentage” is more of a general term.

23. Stationary/Stationery- You are stationary when you aren’t moving. Stationery is something you write on.

24. Then/Than- “Then” is another word for “after.” Incidentally, the word “then” makes for boring writing. “Than” is a comparative word (e.g. I am smarter than you).

25. There/Their/They’re- There are few things as frustrating as when I look at my students’ writing and they’re misusing these words in their writing.

26. Unique- Something can’t be “kind of unique” or even “very unique.” It’s either one-of-a-kind or it isn’t. There is no in between when it comes to unique.

27. Your/You’re- If I had a nickel for every time I saw this one… yeah, you know the rest. “Your” shows ownership and you’re is a contraction meaning “you are.” Get it right.

28. To/Too/Two- Two is a number. “To” is used in instances such as, “I am going to the store.” If you are supposed to use the word “too,” try inserting the word “extra” or “also.” If one of those fits, you need to also add the extra “o” to make “too.”

29. Lie/Lay- After you lay the books on the table, go lie down on the couch.

30. Sit/Set- Set your drink on the table and sit in your chair. Got it?

31. Whose/Who’s- Whose is the possessive form of who. Who’s is a contraction meaning “who is.”

32. Allude/Elude- When someone alludes to something in conversation (indirectly references), if you aren’t paying attention the meaning may elude you (escape you).

If you hit a deer with your car...


Oh, deer! Do you drive down roads where deer live? Not only can deer-car collisions hurt or kill deer, but they can do serious damage to your car and even to you. There are about 1.5 million such collisions per year. Here's what to do if it's you:

1. Get your deer-dar on. The best way to deal with a deer accident is to avoid it to begin with. Deer are more active in the evenings and early mornings, and especially so in the spring during mating season. Where there's one deer there are likely to be more nearby—slow down and proceed with caution. Deer tend to panic near cars, so take that into account as well. Don't rely on deer whistles.

2. Don't swerve. Expert advice says it's better to hit the deer than a tree at the side of the road or a car in the oncoming lane. Hang onto the wheel and apply your brakes smoothly without totally stomping on them.

3. Is it dead? A hurt, stunned deer can deliver a pretty nasty kick; stay clear and dial 9-1-1. Get your vehicle off the road if you can, set your hazard lights a-blinking, and get help to attend to the deer and tow your car if need be.

4. Can I eat it? I know a guy who fed his family every winter from roadkill. Ask the police arriving on the scene for a permit to keep the meat if you're so inclined. I'd opt for a decent burial and a nice memorial service, but not everybody's squeamish like me.

5. The big picture. In many parts of the U.S. deer are considered pests and a threat to plant biodiversity—municipalities actively reduce populations. Knowing that doesn't help that big dent in your car, though.

New frog species discovered in India

Conservationists all over the world are doing a happy dance today: twelve new species of frog have been discovered in the mountain forests of India. The discoveries took place over ten years of tramping through the 1000-mile mountainous Western Ghat region. Sathyabhama Das Biju, from the University of Delhi and Franky Bossuyt from the Free University of Brussels hiked at night during the monsoon season to discover the new species, one of which had been thought to be extinct.

One important aspect of these discoveries is its impact on conservation. Many of the species were found in areas that had been forest but now are inhabited and used as plantations. Consequently, frog habitat has been damaged as these species are threatened as a result. On February 10 a conference was held to discuss conservation in the Western Ghat region.

So why should we care about frogs?

Simple. It's insects. Frogs eat them and can consume up to their own body weight in insects every day. Many of those insects are those like mosquitoes that transmit disease deadly to humans. Fewer frogs means more insects—maybe a LOT more—which means a potentially huge effect on human life and health. So not only are frogs incredibly cute (oh come on, they are!) but we're also linked to them through this debt of gratitude for our health.

In addition, there's the thing about biodiversity. We've talked before about why it's important to maintain a large and varied number of species around the globe, and certainly frogs are a part of that. We humans are connected to frogs through more than just their insect-munching tendencies. The number of any species around the world affects every other living creature, somehow. Even frogs.

Ancient Finnish forest to disappear?


Conan O'Brien had a great bit several years ago where he attempted, alphabetically, to insult every country in the world, in the hope that it would reveal to him where his show is broadcast, through receipt of hate mail. His joke about Finland was, "2000 years of history and still the most famous Finn is Huckleberry." C'mon, what about Teemu Selänne? (Side note: Conan is actually quite popular in Finland, based partially on his resemblance to President Tarja Halonen.)

If Conan wants to keep it up once he gets to Los Angeles, he'll have something else to hold against the Nordic Europeans, as environmental organizations have recently slammed Finnish paper company Stora Enso for logging forests in northern Finland that contain ancient and unique trees. Environmental groups Greenpeace, Luonto-Liitto and (I swear I did not alter the spelling of this group at all) Suomen Luonnonsuojeluliitto argue that the forest should earn protected status.

The area was owned by the state and sold to Stora Enso, which says that the average age of the trees in the region are 80 to 200 years.. One fifth of Finland's exports come from logging efforts, so it's unrealistic to expect the forestry business to simply go away, however environmental groups have mainly focused their energies on ancient woodlands in the country's north. All state-owned forests are managed by an organization called Metsaehallitus. Talks between environmentalists and Metsaehallitus in the past few years, however, have been largely fruitless.

Has anyone reading ever been to Finland, or more specifically, visited the ancient northern forests? Leave your comments. Personal touches to these stories are always appreciated.

Flower power your home?

Were Danish eco-engineers channeling Theodor Geisel when they sprouted the FlowerPod, a Seussian digital flower home energy monitor? Maybe I’ve been eating too many green eggs and ham, but it looks like a cross between Daisy Head Maisy and the Lorax, who speaks for the trees.

In reality, the FlowerPod is only a concept, one that would give kids and parents a fun, playful way to track their energy consumption at home, hopefully reducing their carbon footprint while increasing their environmental awareness. The virtual flower, the very root of a low-power wireless home energy management system, blossoms or withers depending on how much energy is consumed. The earth loves me. The earth loves me not. It's basic: the less juice you use, the more the flower grows; the more, the more it wilts. No grey watering necessary.

Design Nord’s budding FlowerPod concept didn’t garner more than an honorable mention at Core 77’s Greener Gadgets Competition 2008, nor at recent Smart Living competitions. But it’s a winner with my heavily plugged in kids, at least on the laptop screen, where it exists for now. It’ll debut next year inside of energy efficient model homes at upcoming International Panel on Climate Change meetings, but manufacturing plans aren't in full bloom … yet.

In the meantime, those of us looking to Kill-a-Watt around the house (and save the other kind of green at the same time) can get a not-nearly-as-cute, just as accurate visual clue from SmartyPants or PowerCost.

So, will the little FlowerPod-that-could succeed? I hope yes, yes indeed. "Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!" Yeah, I know. I’m reading way wubulus much Seuss ... "and I'll yell and I'll shout for the fine things on earth that are on their way out."

Who says flowers don't have power?

Do-it-yourself solar cell phone charger

So you really want a solar-powered cell phone, but of course they're not available yet. What's a green chatterbox to do? Why, make your own solar cell phone charger, of course. Instructables show you how, with step-by-step instructions on combining a small box, a solar cell, a car power outlet socket and a few more easily obtained goodies into a solar-powered charger for your cell and other small gizmos.

Before you throw up your hands and click away—we're not the handy type, either, yet this project sounds pretty easy to do. According to Instructables, you can get everything you need at your local Radio Shack. As far as tools go, you'll need a soldering iron, solder and something to use to cut two holes in the project box.

Other battery-saving tips from Super Eco:

Brits turn fish and chips into biofuel


If you've ever been to the U.K. then you know how much the British love their fish and chips. Yes, there's McDonald's, but the corner chip shop gets far more love. And now there's a use for all that fat besides padding English hips: eco savvy Brits are using recycled vegetable oil to power their cars.

Veggie power isn't a new thing, but currently in Britain biodiesel costs 10% less than the regular petroleum kind, and even though gas prices have dipped somewhat from last summer's high, eco conscious drivers are simply pouring the used oil directly into their tanks, providing a petrol substitute for countless autos colored British racing green. The oil costs $4.88 per gallon, about a third less than last year's high at the petrol pump. Trouble is, there are more potential U.K. drivers using used chip oil then there is used chip oil from Brits who eat chips.

There's also the problem of refinement. Surely vehicle manufacturers would discourage drivers from pouring french fry oil directly into gas tanks without refining it first, but that's what's happening. There are biodiesel refineries but getting the oil straight from the fryer is easier and cheaper. And diesel vehicles seem to run fine on it.

Veggie diesel runs cleaner than either gas or petro-diesel, producing virtually no carbon dioxide (a big contributor to greenhouse gases, not to mention being that noxious stuff we should avoid breathing), and used cooking oil is a huge waste problem. It clogs drains and pipes, forms huge sludge stalactities in sewers, and poisons widlife. Using it to make cars go seems like a win-win to us. Finally, junk food is used for good.

Samsung's solar powered phone


Maybe there's something about the end of February? This week has already seen a jump in the number of solar-powered gadgets on the market. Perhaps we're witnessing solar power edging one step closer to being the standard energy source for our most-wanted gizmos?


First off, we have Samsung's Blue Earth, a solar-powered phone constructed from recycled plastic and castor bean extract. It comes with an array of green functions, including a meter called "Eco Walk" that informs you of the number of trees you've spared from walking. Samsung plans the Blue Earth to be one in a line of phones and accessories that will push the boundaries of "green communication." There's no release date for the Blue Earth yet, but the dutiful greenies here at Super Eco will certainly keep you posted.

Not to be outdone, China-based ZTE is releasing their own solar-powered phone, the Coral-200. The big difference? The Coral will only cost $40. True, it'll only get you about 15 minutes of talking time for every hour of sunlight, but ZTE hopes to bring solar-powered mobile communication beyond the wealthy suburbs and to the masses. The phone will be released in June, but it may take a while after that before the Coral-200 reaches their goal of 2 billion users.

Moving on from phones, scientists at the University of Central Florida have redesigned a Zenn car to run on 100% solar power. It looks intuitive enough. Grab a car, stick three solar panels on top of it, you got yourself a solar-powered car. I'm sure there's more to it than that, but I wouldn't mind having a flat, obtrusive roof over my car if it ran completely on solar power.

Sick of all this practical stuff? Don't worry, I got you covered. Gizmo City offers a solar-powered lighted house number. We've all been driving around and found it impossible to find the address we're looking for. That problem could be a thing of the past if we all had one of these babies. Sure, it works much better in Arizona than Kamchatka, but the numbers are big, easy-to-read, and would make Google Street View that much more awesome. Think about it.

Shopping malls killing planet


You're shopping locally more now: you like supporting your community and connecting with local businesses; you are getting into the eat local movement; and you like the fact that shopping locally uses less gas and takes less time. But did you know that local shopping—as opposed to frequenting huge suburban magamalls—is the greener choice as well?


(Is this a good time to divulge that once upon a time I used to take the family to the mall—with no specific plans for buying anything—as an outing? Driving an hour, parking, walking around and buying stuff I didn't know I needed, and then eating at the—gulp—food court? Sigh.)

But a new French study reveals that shopping at megamalls is having an environmental impact. It's the driving. When shopping in big malls, 95% of consumers used their cars as transportation, whereas when shopping locally only 42% drove. We know that driving creates CO2 emissions which lead to greenhouse gas which leads to increased climate change, so how does that stack up in terms of CO2 emissions? Carbon output for 100€ worth (about $128 USD) of shopping was only 2.4 pounds when consumers shopped locally in a high density area, but was a whopping 10.4 pounds for shoppers who shopped in suburban malls.

The message? Shop local when you can. Not only will you save on carbon output and decrease your personal carbon footprint, but you also will be less tempted by impulse purchases and the heavy buy-buy-buy consumerism energy that surrounds malls. And you'll get to know your local shopowners. And you'll get more exercise. And you'll support your local economy. And you'll find out cool new things about your town. And you'll run into neighbors on the street. And, and and ...

Affordable green housing from old junked cars


There's something really satisfying in the idea of reusing old junked cars to make new, affordable (and green!) housing. Is this not extreme repurposing, or what? But it's what Rob Boydstun, president of Boydstun Metal Works and now head of Miranda Homes is doing—and it's changing the way we build homes, to boot.

The skeleton of the average American home is made of wood. These are metal, constructed of pre-engineered metal studs fabricated from four to six cars per house in his metal plant and then encased in a tight structural envelope encased in rigid foam. The metal studs are enveloped with blown-in insulation, and ductwork is installed in insulated crawl spaces between floors that create a more efficient heating and cooling system.

These old-car Energy Star homes take 5 workers 45 days to build, contrasted with the average home's 15-plus workers and six to nine months to finish. The result? A cost of only $95 per square foot (less than $200,000 excluding land) to build compared to the typical stick-built construction cost of between $80 and $200 per square foot. And although Boydstun's initial 2,570 square foot, 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath model home looks and feels very typical, it's not. Five models are currently available and there are plans to create a 1200 square foot home with an even greener footprint. The possibilities are endless, although the hardest part of building these homes is getting the CAD software set up by his team of engineers, way before anyone actually builds a thing.

We'd like it even more if the technique could be used to create eco communities of interdependent, interconnected homes and public spaces, but we'll take one thing in this big green dream at a time...

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Need a lift

Six top eco-myths: don't believe these lies!


In the green world, information is thrown about with abandon. Statistics are manipulated to fit a hypothesis or to support a course of action, often a course of action that's ultimately harmful to both the environment and its inhabitants. Us. So how do you sort out the BS
from the good stuff? It's not easy, but we're here to help. Here's the deal:

1. Clean coal will save the world.

Clean coal is an oxymoron. Mining coal has huge negative environmental effects: it produces CO2 and methane, both greenhouse gases; it produces radioactive waste; it interferes with groundwater and water tables; it causes mine subsidence (cave-ins from a surface level; often houses etc are built over mines and are in danger of damage from subsidence); it causes acid mine drainage from exposed coal surfaces. In addition, strip mining completely eliminates existing vegetation, destroys the genetic soil profile, displaces or destroys wildlife and habitat, degrades air quality, alters current land uses, and to some extent permanently changes the general topography of the area mined and adversely affects biodiversity.

And that's just the mining part. Any time coal is burned, regardless of the technology used, there are emissions. So I will say it again: there is no such thing as "clean coal." So-called Clean Coal Technology actually is a huge energy waster, using 10-40% of a power station's resources. In addition, even though this technology removes many of the emissions from the burning process (while simply diverting it to a different waste stream), it still doesn't address CO2, which is a major greenhouse gas. And the technology is very expensive to produce; estimates are that moving toward it will increase consumer electricity costs up to 90%. The whole "clean coal" idea is a major example of greenwashing.

2. GM crops will save the world.

Genetically-modified crops have been around ever since humans first ventured into agriculture. So what's the big deal about GMO? Plenty. These days, genetically-modified crops are being bred to combat specific things like resistance to pests and disease, and are touted as worldsavers. GM crops are said to have higher yields and therefore are justified as being a lifesaver to hungry areas of the globe. But the fact is, most GM crops are raised to feed livestock, not people, or used to create biofuels and highly-processed non-nutritious food products. GM crops themselves are often less nutritious than their non-GM counterparts; studies have shown that they take up fewer nutrients from the soil. And, contrary to what greenwashers like Monsanto (developers of widely-used GM crop hybrids) say, they frequently have a lower overall yield than non-GM crops.

The way to feed the hungry people of the globe is to give them better access to land, water, education, and infrastructure. Period.

3. People in developing nations should stop having so many babies.

The major consumers of the earth's resources are the residents of highly-developed nations. You and me. The people whose water usage, for example, is 2 gallons a day (procured from a stream or well half a mile away), have a pretty small environmental footprint. They are not the problem. They are not the generators of the majority of the greenhouse gas emissions. No, that's us, people who live in highly-developed countries and who drive cars, own computers, dry clothes, water massive lawns, and heat houses with oil, electricity, and gas.

That's not to say that overpopulation isn't a problem, but it's an overall global problem, not limited to specific parts of the world. The problem starts when developing nations feel they have to play catch-up with their consumption of resources. They want to consume at the same levels as high-income nations. Look what's happened in China with the proliferation of coal-fired plants and massive amounts of pollution, most of it generated beginning relatively recently.

A better solution would be to decrease consumption at the top levels (that's you and me) while increasing consumption at the bottom levels (those developing nations we like to blame) while at the same time allowing their population growth to slow with the advent of education, economic opportunity, and income equity.

4. Eco houses are difficult and expensive to build.

Phooey. Energy-efficiency is easier than we think. A well-designed passive home with energy efficient windows requires markedly less heating and cooling than conventionally-built housing. Existing technologies combined with common-sense design can increase energy efficiency by 35 percent and reduce heating costs by 80 percent for the average building in industrialized markets. Imagine the energy savings! Not to mention the reduction in drain on resources and the burden on the greenhouse gas emissions we spew out daily from so many sources.

The truth is that highly energy-efficient and sustainable homes can be built for less than people believe. A recent survey by the World Business Council for Sustainable Development shows that we believe that green building methods cost nearly 20% more than conventional construction, whereas in reality the difference is closer to 5%. Only 5% more but look what you get in return! Buildings already represent approximately 40 percent of primary energy use globally, and energy consumption in buildings is projected to rise substantially in the world's most populous and fast growing countries such as China and India, so why not make new construction green? Germany is thinking about this: they are working on solar panel installation across the nation, and Germany isn’t particularly known for its excessive sunshine, you know? Green technology is adaptable to many climates around the world, and the return on investment is vast. And that investment is less than we think.

5. Being green costs a lot.

Wrong again. But you do have to be smart. For example, want to be a meat-eater? Fine. Then consider grass-fed, organic meats. They take less toll on the environment and they’re better for you. Expensive, you say? Well, yes. Then do like people do in many countries do and use meat as a condiment rather than making it take a starring role in your meals. The meat won’t mind, I promise. Or eat vegetarian for some of your meals. You can eat fabulous meals of fresh, organic veggies—and a little quality meat—for the same money you’d be spending to scarf down meat-and-potatoes meals.

What about organic this and organic that? Do organic things really matter? Well, yes and no. So do your homework. Think you need expensive organic cleaners? Armed with only vinegar, a spray bottle, and a rag or post-consumer-recycled paper towels (which you can later compost), you can clean almost everything in your home. Add in baking soda, which costs next to nothing, and maybe some essential oils like lavender and tea tree oil (which not only smell good but have anti-bacterial qualities to boot), and you’re set. Suck it, Lysol!

And it’s not just food and cleaners. You can apply a mixture of common-sense, a little homework, and some fresh DYI and find that being green is not more expensive. But it is smarter. And it will make you feel good about your part in this great big global thing we’ve got going on.

6. There's nothing you can do.

Wrong. There's plenty you can do. Every small green step you take on a personal level has not only a cumulative effect but also puts you in more and more of the green mindset. You become aware of your actions. It's mindfulness, but in green terms. So yes, hanging your clothes up to dry makes a difference. Composting your food scraps makes a difference. Eating local foods and supporting local small farms makes a difference. Walking or biking when you can makes a difference. Using greener cleaners instead of pouring chlorine bleach down your drain makes a difference. Simplifying your life makes a difference. Creating a backyard habitat for animals makes a difference. Being aware of where your dollars go makes a difference.

Nude Sledging Championships

Neck to Neck